Pet Names For the Genitalia (sung over we didn't start the fire)

Artist: Weird Al Yankovic Song: Pet Names For Genitalia

Muttin' Dagger, Old Blind Bob, Hanging Johnny, Fishing Rod, Tallywhacker, Pocket Rocket, One-eyed trouser trout.
Ding Dong, Ankle-Spanker, Pork Sword, Engine Cranker, Hairy Hot Dog, Davey Crockett, Let them all hang out!
Pet Names for genitalia. You know the girls think of them, and you gotta love 'em. Pet Names for genitalia.There's always something silly, about little Willie!
Wang, Wazzu, Weenie, Whacker, Pecker, Peepee, Kidney Cracker, Heat-Seeking-Moisture-Missile, Gigglestick, Love Whistle, Tube Steak, Uncle Dick. This is getting really sick.I'm not through, there's one more, PURPLE HELMET WARRIOR!
Pet Names for genitalia. You know the girls think of them, and you gotta love them. Pet Names for genitalia. There's always something silly, about little Willie!